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12/07/04: Punk Voter Never Die!
Like Freddy Krueger and Tiger Army, Punkvoter Never Die!

Last month Punk Voter folks got together in Frisco and sussed out what we'll be doing next. After helping to get more 18-24s to the polls than ever before- and halting the steady slide in the % of youth voters- in November's national US elections- Punk Voter is switching our focus.

Now we're going to concentrate on 4 specific areas for the immediate future:

1. Impending draft and encouraging Conscientious Objectors to register now before the draft occurs.

2. Protect Roe vs. Wade and related choice issues.

3. Fight increased media consolidation and encourage media literacy.

4. Repair our Democracy- recountable, accessible touch screen machines, Instant Run-Off Voting, Public Financing, true Campaign Finance Reform, and on and on.

You can read more about it in AT Mail Male Jesse "Luscious" Townley's Guest Column on the Punk Voter site. There's also an update on Jesse's campaign for Berkeley City Council there. Dig in and step up!

12/02/04: Pre-Inauguration "To-Do" List
Okay, okay, so it's a currently popular e-mail that's being sent to everyone and their mother by everyone else, but it's still a neat list. It's certainly an indicator of the left's worst fears/suspicions at this point in history...

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted (like any woman actually wants to get one).

2. Drink your last clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start!

15. Go see Marilyn Manson (or Jello Biafra or any other artist that challenges the First Amendment) before he(/she) has his(their) "accident".

16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

17. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".

18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.

19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

20. Start your school day without a prayer.

21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

22. Learn French.

23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

30. Get on the waiting list to move to Canada.

11/18/04: Warning! Satire Ahead!
Warning! Dangerous new STD hits US!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

11/08/04: Leftover Crack play 2nd riot in a week!
LOC at it again! This is the more sensationalistic version, from the New York Post. There's also a more informative article from the New York Times.


November 7, 2004 -- Six rowdy concert-goers were arrested in the East Village last night for tossing glass bottles at cops dispersing the crowd, police said.

More than 200 people had gathered for an afternoon concert in Tompkins Square Park where the punk group Leftover Crack sang songs urging violence against cops.

As the concert started to wind down at 6 p.m., witnesses said several unruly people started to skirmish with arriving officers. "I'm not going to lie. They were throwing bottles at the cops," said spectator Caroline Coughlin, 18. "But it was in reaction to the cops' violence." Four men and a woman face charges ranging from disorderly conduct to inciting a riot to resisting arrest.

A fifth man faces a criminal-mischief count for smashing the windows of a police car and drug charges after he was found with some leftover crack in his pocket. No one on either side was injured. "

11/05/04: Leftover Crack is NOT broken up!
To repeat: Leftover Crack is NOT broken up! Upcoming European and US tours are coming to a city near you!!!

Alternative Tentacles recording artist, Leftover Crack, have ended the latest leg of their extensive touring with a chaotic night in Arizona. The events at the Brickyard in Phoenix, Arizona and their implications as to the future of Leftover Crack have been hotly debated on the internet. The band's frontman, Stza Crack wanted to set the record straight and stress that the band has NOT broken up and no shows will be cancelled on the band's upcoming European and Southern US tours.

"First off we're are very excited to have four more years to slander a tried & true American Villain as our "leader", for a second we thought our 'Fuck World Trade' record cover was gonna be completely dated after a mere 2 months after it's release. Oh yeah, we are not broken up, we'll see the rest of you in Europe (Nov.10th-28th) & in the southeast of the U.S. (Dec. 10th-20th)"

So doubters beware, Leftover Crack are headed your way, lock up your liquor cabinets and spread the word!

P.S.- And don't believe everything you read on an internet messageboard!

11/04/04: Pix from us Peeps 'bout Dubya
Bummed about our Chimp-In-Chief's first legal election? Turn that frown into a photo and submit it to Sorry Everybody!

... and don't forget that half of the country agrees that Dubya's a terrible Commander-In-Chief. Also, keep in mind that 51% of the vote is not a mandate, at least not in reality (in the Administration's reality it is, but their distrust of facts and truth is well-documented).

11/03/04: 25th Anniversary Show Kicks Ass, Takes Names.
Dateline October 31, 2004: Slim's in San Francisco was the scene for a rockin' party celebrating Alternative Tentacles 25th birthday!

First up was the always awesome psyche-distorto-freakout-jam of Comets On Fire, followed by the ridiculously out of control rockin' punk of Fleshies. After these two local acts, the visiting teams got a chance to strut their stuff. Slim Cessna's Auto Club wowed everyone with their Texas-fried country-goth-rock-twang-abilly. A.T.'s latest signing The Bellrays were next, and made good on their reputation as one of the hottest live acts in the land with their patented vision of "Maximum Rock and Soul"!

Finally, the headliners- Jello Biafra with The Melvins- hit the stage, facing a sweaty, warmed-up, enthusiastic capacity crowd. They tore the roof off, stomped it into a bajillion pieces, then reassembled it with the combo of Jello's razor-sharp vocals and the Melvins power-tool tuneage! A Rock Miracle, to be sure, and one which pleased the leathered and lathered multitudes in attendence!

We had a great time, and we'd like to thank all the fans who came out and the 5 great bands who really made it happen. Props to Slim's for a smooth, rockin' Halloween, and a "Best Costume" award to the ape-girl (who was really a guy) with the AT Bat tattoo in the middle of her/his back. There were a ton of rad costumes, so competition was fierce! -Jesse the Male Mail

P.S.- We've all been busy since Halloween with the whole election thing, hence the late posting. We have some of the limited edition posters we had at the show available now through this site. We'll have the last of the 25th Anniversary shirts up on-line soon also.

10/28/04: British film fans award G. W. Bush "Movie Villain of the Year"

From the Guardian UK

Bush tops film badman poll

Thursday October 28, 2004

George Bush may be neck-and-neck in the polls with John Kerry, but there is at least one survey that puts him on top - as cinema's best baddie.

The American president was awarded the dubious honour of Movie Villain of the Year for his part in Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 by 10,000 film fans polled by Total Film magazine.

Mr Bush beat stiff competition from Spider-Man 2's Doctor Octopus, played by Alfred Molina, and from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's wannabe lumberjack, Leatherface. Even Gollum from The Lord of the Rings and Kill Bill assassin Elle Driver, played by Daryl Hannah, proved no match for the White House's current tenant.

Total Film editor Matt Mueller said Mr Bush was "absolutely terrifying" in Fahrenheit 9/11: "He looked like a man who had lost control - the famous scene where he sits there in a school, absolutely paralysed, after being told about the twin towers, is just one example.

"Lots of people saw [the movie] and movie-goers are saying that there's no one like George Bush to strike fear into people's hearts."

10/26/04: John Peel Has Died
Legendary British Radio DJ John Peel has died. Peel broke many bands over the years and played a lot of Alternative Tentacles artists too. Read the article here.

10/18/04: Soldier shoots film in Iraq
Check out photos from a Sgt. who has just returned from Iraq here! Only a couple of the photos are graphic, but all are eye-opening...

10/14/04: Transcript of the final Republicrat debate
The Washington Post has posted a transcript of the debate with factchecking footnotes here. Also, major news outlets failed to report that David Cobb, the Green Party candidate, and Michael Badnarik, the Libertarian candidate, were arrested while protesting the shutting out of third party candidates at last week's debate in St. Louis.

10/08/04: Melvins WILL Play the AT Halloween Show
The Melvins will still play with Jello on Halloween for ATs 25th anniversary show at Slims in San Francisco. They have cancelled all remaining tour dates for the rest of the year due to illness. They will use a stand in bassplayer at the Halloween show, but will definitely be playing.

10/07/04: Michael Moore bribing voters with underwear and ramen??
Michigan Republicans have filed a criminal complaint against Michael Moore who hosted a voter registration event for "slackers" that gave away clean underwear and ramen to attendees. The Republicans allege that the underwear and ramen are bribes to win votes for John Kerry, in Moore's efforts to oust George W. Bush. Read the whole story here.

10/06/04: Transcript of the Vice Presidential debate
You can read the transcript of the Republicrat debate between vice presidential candidates Dick Cheney and John Edwards here. The next presidential debate will be held this Friday, October 8.

Here is info on a debate with presidential candidates from the Green, Libertarian, Constitution, and Socialist parties happening tonight at Cornell University.

10/05/04: Read Letters to Michael Moore from the Troops in Iraq
The Guardian UK has posted some excerpts from Michael Moore's new book Will They Ever Trust Us Again: Letters from the War Zone here. They are all real letters and e-mail sent to Michael Moore by soldiers stationed in Iraq.

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