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01/04/05: Help Tsunami victims today!
Like most people, we've been shocked and saddened by the immense devestation and loss of life around the Indian Ocean. We've finally gotten ourselves together enough to offer you some of the staff's choices of non-profits who are working to restore some semblance of a sustainable existance in the areas affected by the earthquake and tsunami 12/26/04. This is not a complete list (we'll be adding to it over the next weeks), and always check Charity Navigator for consumer information about various charities.

1. Oxfam America for US donors, or Oxfam International for the nearest Oxfam to your country. According to Charity Navigator, 76.9% of donations to Oxfam America go to relief efforts.

2. Seva Foundation, an international health organization focusing on eye care in South Asia and other places.

Seva is working initially with two organizations to respond to emergency and reconstruction needs:

In Sri Lanka, Seva is working with IMPACT Sri Lanka which has set up five "health camps" in the worst affected regions of Hambantota, Matara, Batticaloa and Trincomalee where most of the hospitals and health centers have been destroyed or washed away. Funds are being utilized to purchase medicines, drugs, dressings dehydrating salts and vaccines.

In India, Seva is working with the Aravind Eye Care System and its hospital in Pondicherry, Tamil Nadu, where emergency relief measures are under way. Aravind is concentrating on rebuilding communities destroyed by the tsunami. Specifically the focus is on building or rebuilding homes in Cuddalore district, one of the worst affected areas around Pondicherry. According to Charity Navigator, 78.8% of donations go to relief efforts.

3. Direct Relief International focuses on health-by providing essential material resources to locally run health programs in poor areas around the world and during times of disaster. Direct Relief International is a non-political and non-sectarian organization that provides assistance without regard to race, ethnicity, political or religious affiliation, gender, or ability to pay. According to Charity Navigator, 99.1% of donations go to relief efforts.

Don't forget, the % of donations going to relief efforts encompasses all of the charity's operations, so the South Asia Tsunami/Earthquake Relief efforts may have a higher % of donations going to relief. Also, the % depends on how large a charity it is.


12/24/04: Jesse the Mail Male on KALX this season
Thanks to the holiday season, long-time KALX dj and AT mail male Jesse Luscious will be on the air (and live on-line) multiple times this month and next. You can tune in if you're in the Bay Area at 90.7 FM or anywhere in the world at http://kalx.berkeley.edu . All times are Pacific Time.

Friday 12/24 noon-3pm

Sunday 12/26 noon-3pm

Tuesday 12/28 6-9am

Thursday 12/30 noon-3pm

Friday 12/31 noon-3pm

Tuesday 1/4 6-9am

Tuesday 1/11 6-9am

Tuesday 1/18 6-9am




12/23/04: Doc Dart back as "26" on Crustacean Records!
Doc Corbin Dart, the leader of the infamous Crucifucks, is back with a new album on Crustacean Records. "The Messiah" was released under Doc's new moniker "26." While there's no exact reason given for the alias, Doc's commented to the Lansing City Pulse that he's been working with "mystical trances" and has been known to leave phone messages that say "His name is the number 26…He is the Messiah…He has arrived at the mountaintop…And no one on earth can bring him down."


12/22/04: Bellrays singer rocks with the MC5 and Sun Ra!
DKT/MC5, the current incarnation of the legendary MC5, have announced a one-off show in London next year with "sonic jazz phenomenon" Sun Ra Arkestra.

The show will take place at the Royal Festival Hall and feature original MC5 members Michael Davis on bass, Wayne Kramer on guitar and Dennis Thompson on drums with vocals provided by Lisa Kekaula of The Bellrays. Tickets are on sale now for the February 25th show here. Time for a road trip!


12/21/04: A Zolarian lesson for the holidays...

Merry Christmas: V-MORR ZO-MAZZ

Happy Holidays: ZELIM VOESTAA

--Ygarr Ygarrist, Zolar X


12/20/04: Brandon of LOC passes away
It is with a very heavy heart that we at Alternative Tentacles have to announce the passing away of Leftover Crack drummer Brandon Chevalier-Kolling, aka Brandon Possible. Brandon was 24 years old.

Leftover Crack's Stza Crack issued the following statement on the death of his friend and bandmate:

"At some point on the morning of Friday, December 17th our friend & drummer Brandon died in his sleep at a Dallas, Texas hotel after our show at the Red Blood club. There will be a funeral for him in N.J. on Wednesday the 22nd. We will ask his blood-family if they want the location posted here for anybody who wishes to attend.

Brandon was not only the most talented drummer we have ever played with, but anyone that knew him can tell you that he was one of nicest funny & caring people in the world. At a time when I became totally disillusioned & turned off from playing music he showed-up to completely inspire me & remind me about the fun & meaning of what it was that we were doing.

We will miss him with all of our hearts & minds until we meet our own ends."

We at Alternative Tentacles wish to express our deepest condolences to Brandon's family, friends and band-mates in this sorrowful time.


12/17/04: Gary Webb RIP
This is a bit late but still very timely. From Monday 12/13/04's Democracy Now:

"Gary Webb, a Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter who wrote a series of stories linking the CIA to crack cocaine trafficking in Los Angeles, is dead at age 49.

Webb was found Friday morning at his home in Sacramento County, dead of an apparent suicide. Moving-company workers called authorities after discovering a note posted on his front door that read, "Please do not enter. Call 911 and ask for an ambulance." Webb died of a gunshot wound to the head, according to the Sacramento County coroner's office. He is survived by two sons and a daughter.

Gary Webb's 1996 series in the San Jose Mercury News titled "Dark Alliance" revealed that for the better part of a decade, a Bay Area drug ring sold tons of cocaine to Los Angeles street gangs and funneled millions in drug profits to the CIA-backed Nicaraguan Contras.

It provoked a fierce reaction from the media establishment, which denounced the series. Following the controversy, San Jose Mercury News executive editor demoted Webb within the paper. He resigned and pushed his investigation even further in his book "Dark Alliance: The CIA, the Contras, and the Crack Cocaine Explosion."

There's an interview with author and journalist Robert Parry at Democracy Now, in both written and video format.


12/15/04: 'Bama bashes gay-friendly books
From self-described "Christian News Service" Agape comes this news story:

A bill proposed by State Representative Gerald Allen of Cottondale, Alabama, would prohibit the use of tax dollars to purchase the textbooks or library materials that promote homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle. The Alabama Republican believes pro-homosexual novels and textbooks are prevalent in the state's public and university libraries, and he views his legislation as a "good start" towards addressing the moral decline in American culture.

  Rep. Gerald AllenIf Allen's proposed legislation becomes law, children's books, young adult novels, and even literary classics containing positive portrayals of homosexual characters would have to be removed from library shelves across the state and destroyed, along with any college-level books or texts that suggest homosexuality is natural or acceptable. The bill would also prohibit a teacher from handing out materials or bringing in a classroom speaker who promotes homosexuality, and it would ban all materials that recognize or promote any acts the sodomy and sexual misconduct laws of Alabama prohibit, homosexual or otherwise.

Critics of Allen's bill warn that its broad proscriptions would ban many important and popular works of literature, such as Alice Walker's The Color Purple, Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited, and Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray, as well as certain plays of Tennessee Williams, for example. But the Alabama legislator has been widely quoted as advocating that, for all pro-homosexual literature and educational materials found in public schools, universities and libraries, "we should dig a big hole and dump them in and bury them."


12/07/04: Punk Voter Never Die!
Like Freddy Krueger and Tiger Army, Punkvoter Never Die!

Last month Punk Voter folks got together in Frisco and sussed out what we'll be doing next. After helping to get more 18-24s to the polls than ever before- and halting the steady slide in the % of youth voters- in November's national US elections- Punk Voter is switching our focus.

Now we're going to concentrate on 4 specific areas for the immediate future:

1. Impending draft and encouraging Conscientious Objectors to register now before the draft occurs.

2. Protect Roe vs. Wade and related choice issues.

3. Fight increased media consolidation and encourage media literacy.

4. Repair our Democracy- recountable, accessible touch screen machines, Instant Run-Off Voting, Public Financing, true Campaign Finance Reform, and on and on.

You can read more about it in AT Mail Male Jesse "Luscious" Townley's Guest Column on the Punk Voter site. There's also an update on Jesse's campaign for Berkeley City Council there. Dig in and step up!


12/02/04: Pre-Inauguration "To-Do" List
Okay, okay, so it's a currently popular e-mail that's being sent to everyone and their mother by everyone else, but it's still a neat list. It's certainly an indicator of the left's worst fears/suspicions at this point in history...

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted (like any woman actually wants to get one).

2. Drink your last clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start!

15. Go see Marilyn Manson (or Jello Biafra or any other artist that challenges the First Amendment) before he(/she) has his(their) "accident".

16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

17. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".

18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.

19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

20. Start your school day without a prayer.

21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

22. Learn French.

23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

30. Get on the waiting list to move to Canada.


11/18/04: Warning! Satire Ahead!
Warning! Dangerous new STD hits US!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.


11/08/04: Leftover Crack play 2nd riot in a week!
LOC at it again! This is the more sensationalistic version, from the New York Post. There's also a more informative article from the New York Times.

"6 BUSTED IN E. VILLAGE ATTACK ON COPS

November 7, 2004 -- Six rowdy concert-goers were arrested in the East Village last night for tossing glass bottles at cops dispersing the crowd, police said.

More than 200 people had gathered for an afternoon concert in Tompkins Square Park where the punk group Leftover Crack sang songs urging violence against cops.

As the concert started to wind down at 6 p.m., witnesses said several unruly people started to skirmish with arriving officers. "I'm not going to lie. They were throwing bottles at the cops," said spectator Caroline Coughlin, 18. "But it was in reaction to the cops' violence." Four men and a woman face charges ranging from disorderly conduct to inciting a riot to resisting arrest.

A fifth man faces a criminal-mischief count for smashing the windows of a police car and drug charges after he was found with some leftover crack in his pocket. No one on either side was injured. "


11/05/04: Leftover Crack is NOT broken up!
To repeat: Leftover Crack is NOT broken up! Upcoming European and US tours are coming to a city near you!!!

Alternative Tentacles recording artist, Leftover Crack, have ended the latest leg of their extensive touring with a chaotic night in Arizona. The events at the Brickyard in Phoenix, Arizona and their implications as to the future of Leftover Crack have been hotly debated on the internet. The band's frontman, Stza Crack wanted to set the record straight and stress that the band has NOT broken up and no shows will be cancelled on the band's upcoming European and Southern US tours.

"First off we're are very excited to have four more years to slander a tried & true American Villain as our "leader", for a second we thought our 'Fuck World Trade' record cover was gonna be completely dated after a mere 2 months after it's release. Oh yeah, we are not broken up, we'll see the rest of you in Europe (Nov.10th-28th) & in the southeast of the U.S. (Dec. 10th-20th)"

So doubters beware, Leftover Crack are headed your way, lock up your liquor cabinets and spread the word!

P.S.- And don't believe everything you read on an internet messageboard!


11/04/04: Pix from us Peeps 'bout Dubya
Bummed about our Chimp-In-Chief's first legal election? Turn that frown into a photo and submit it to Sorry Everybody!

... and don't forget that half of the country agrees that Dubya's a terrible Commander-In-Chief. Also, keep in mind that 51% of the vote is not a mandate, at least not in reality (in the Administration's reality it is, but their distrust of facts and truth is well-documented).


11/03/04: 25th Anniversary Show Kicks Ass, Takes Names.
Dateline October 31, 2004: Slim's in San Francisco was the scene for a rockin' party celebrating Alternative Tentacles 25th birthday!

First up was the always awesome psyche-distorto-freakout-jam of Comets On Fire, followed by the ridiculously out of control rockin' punk of Fleshies. After these two local acts, the visiting teams got a chance to strut their stuff. Slim Cessna's Auto Club wowed everyone with their Texas-fried country-goth-rock-twang-abilly. A.T.'s latest signing The Bellrays were next, and made good on their reputation as one of the hottest live acts in the land with their patented vision of "Maximum Rock and Soul"!

Finally, the headliners- Jello Biafra with The Melvins- hit the stage, facing a sweaty, warmed-up, enthusiastic capacity crowd. They tore the roof off, stomped it into a bajillion pieces, then reassembled it with the combo of Jello's razor-sharp vocals and the Melvins power-tool tuneage! A Rock Miracle, to be sure, and one which pleased the leathered and lathered multitudes in attendence!

We had a great time, and we'd like to thank all the fans who came out and the 5 great bands who really made it happen. Props to Slim's for a smooth, rockin' Halloween, and a "Best Costume" award to the ape-girl (who was really a guy) with the AT Bat tattoo in the middle of her/his back. There were a ton of rad costumes, so competition was fierce! -Jesse the Male Mail

P.S.- We've all been busy since Halloween with the whole election thing, hence the late posting. We have some of the limited edition posters we had at the show available now through this site. We'll have the last of the 25th Anniversary shirts up on-line soon also.


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