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It's official. Jello Biafra will now be serving as master of ceremonies for the Dave Brockie Memorial one day before the August 16th fifth annual GWAR B-Q
From Gwar themselves:
"GWAR demands that all attend the Dave Brockie Memorial one day before the GWAR B-Q. Fans, friends and possibly protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church will gather from 4:00pm to 7:00pm on Friday, August 15 at Hadad's Lake. We can now announce that Jello Biafra - punk icon, Dead Kennedys front man and actor in GWAR's long-form video Skulhedface - will serve as the memorial's master of ceremonies. Tribute will be paid to both Brockie and Oderus Urungus, as the Scumdog soldier will receive a Viking funeral set ablaze upon the SS Boat. Show up and bid Oderus farewell as he travels to Valhalla and beyond!"
You can find out more details at https://gwarbq.com/
07/21/14: JELLO BIAFRA RETURNS TO THE UK WITH DJ SETS AND SPOKEN WORD!
This year Jello Biafra is playing THREE performances over the course of three days at the Rebellion Punk Music Festival in Blackpool, UK with incredible DJ SETS on August 7th, 8th, and an EXCLUSIVE SPOKEN WORD PERFORMANCE on August 9th! NOT TO BE MISSED!
For more details: http://rebellionfestivals.com/news/item/81-jello-biafra-booked-for-exclusive-performances
JUST ANNOUNCED: Jello Biafra is bringing his INCREDIBLY STRANGE DANCE PARTY to London, England! Spinning weird, wild, and wonderful records on August 6th at BIRTHDAYS!
06/09/14: ONE COLOR T-SHIRT DESIGN WINNER SELECTED!
Alternative Tentacles and Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine are proud to announce a winner to our design contest! Congratulations Thomas Walsh of New York! After much deliberation by the band, your design was chosen as the winning design and will be featured on the upcoming tour! Thomas Walsh will be provided with copies of his design on a shirt, he will be paid a royalty on each shirt sold by the band on tour, and if possible we will be extending him guest passes on an upcoming concert on the tour.
As you can see here, we received a ton of amazing artwork, and all of us at Alternative Tentacles were very impressed! We tried very hard to avoid the flaws of the "crowd sourcing" art contest, and rather have this be a way to expose a number of artists to a larger audience and possibly to potential clients. To those of you who were not selected, we will continue to feature your artwork here and recommend any one who would like to contact you directly to you! If you would like to link a website that features more of your artwork with your posted design, please send us the link! In fact we already have a few cases of other bands already contracting the artists featured here for paid work (seriously!), so please send us any contact information you would like included with your artwork!
If anyone sees an artist they would like to contact for possible work, please email us at email@example.com and we will put you in contact with the artist.
Just to clarify, any artwork that contains any mention of Jello Biafra, Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine, and/or Alternative Tentacles remains the property of Alternative Tentacles...HOWEVER, if your artwork was NOT selected, the artist is of course allowed to remove all references of Jello Biafra, Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine, and/or Alternative Tentacles from the artwork and use it for any other purpose.
Congratulations and thank you to all our artists and to especially to Thomas Walsh.
05/19/14: JELLO BIAFRA'S INCREDIBLY STRANGE DANCE PARTY IN OAKLAND, CA JUNE 1ST!
In this special edition of 1st Sunday at The Ruby Room, in Oakland, CA., Jello Biafra will join Jesse Luscious (The Criminals, The Frisk, Blatz) and spin hunks of rotating petroleum products known as "records."
Jello will be spinning the Roots of the Roots: Garage! Soul! Surf! Dementia! Plus a bit of Punk (all obscure)!
Jesse, on the other hand, will be spinning nothing but Icona Pop and Lady Gaga. If you're lucky.
As always, $1 Hamm's all night with the East Bay's best bartender, Billy Joe!
05/01/14: DESIGN A ONE COLOR T-SHIRT FOR JELLO BIAFRA AND THE GUANTANAMO SCHOOL OF MEDICINE
Attention all Artists! Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine have come together with Alternative Tentacles to host our first T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST! We are looking for a brand new ONE COLOR T-shirt design for Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine to take out on their upcoming June Canadian and U.S. tour! Hurry though; the deadline for design submissions is Monday, May 19th! Winner will be announced on May 21st!
If your design is chosen, it will become a real product and will be up for sale at the band's merch booth through out the entire North American Tour! You will be given copies of the T-shirt featuring your design, paid a royalty for the amount of shirts sold, and if possible, get tickets to an upcoming Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine show, and of course, bragging rights forever!
•Create a high resolution version of your one color design. Keep any layers separate.
•Create a 72 dpi flattened copy of your design.
•Your submission should be 1200 pixels wide, 1200 pixels tall, and 72 dpi.
•Save your file as a jpg.
•Email your jpg to firstname.lastname@example.org by Wednesday, May 19th.
Shirts and design can be any color combination, but this is for a one-color design. If your design is chosen, we will contact you for more information and your high-resolution version for actual printing. You MUST have the high-resolution version in order to win (We have to be able to actually PRINT the design).
ALL artwork submitted would be considered property of Alternative Tentacles and Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine.
Show us your best! Good luck everyone!
04/22/14: CATCH JELLO'S INCREDIBLY STRANGE DANCE PARTY IN BERLIN, GERMANY!
Once Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine finish their European tour, Jello Biafra will be throwing a dance party in Berlin, Germany! May 6th, 10pm at WHITE TRASH FAST FOOD (Neben Club Der Visionaere)!
04/21/14: Pittsburgh, PA TOUR DATE ADDED
A new tour date for the upcoming Canadian-U.S. tour in June. June 30th at Mr. Small's Theater in Pittsburgh, PA!
Check our tour page for a full list of dates HERE
04/17/14: Jello Biafra featured on the latest episode of FUSE TV's show "CRATE DIGGERS"
From Fuse TV:
The long career of Jello Biafra knows no bounds. Along with fronting iconic punk band the Dead Kennedys, he's a celebrated spoken-word artist, ran for president in 2000 and generally sticks up his middle finger at anything crappy. He's also an avid record collector, and thus the star of this latest installment of Fuse's digital series Crate Diggers.
Check out the trailer above and see the full episode here CRATE DIGGERS featuring JELLO BIAFRA
04/09/14: TWO MORE U.S. DATES ADDED TO JELLO BIAFRA AND THE GUANTANAMO SCHOOL OF MEDICINE JUNE TOUR
Two more dates added, June 21st at Pearl Street in Northampton, MA and June 25th at Asbury Lanes in Asbury Park, NJ. For all U.S. and Canada dates, as well as the upcoming European dates check the Alternative Tentacles TOUR PAGE
04/07/14: Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School Of Medicine heading to EUROPE
Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine is heading to France and Germany this month. Take a look at our TOUR PAGE for dates!
03/18/14: JELLO BIAFRA ON THIS WEEK'S PORTLANDIA!
Jello Biafra's guest appearance on IFC's Portlandia will air this Thursday, Mar. 20 at 10pm ET/PT!
Portlandia is a satirical sketch comedy television series, set and filmed in Portland, Oregon; it stars Carrie Brownstein and Saturday Night Live cast member Fred Armisen. We can't tell you what Jello is doing on the show, but you can be sure you do not want to miss it!
For more info: Twitter: @ifcportlandia/#portlandia
03/17/14: JELLO BIAFRA WEST COAST & EUROPE TOUR DATES
Jello Biafra And The Guantanamo School Of Medicine have announced a string of California tour dates that lead into a tour through France and Germany. Check out our TOURS PAGE for more details!
02/13/14: The Return of JELLO BIAFRA & THE NEW ORLEANS RAUNCH AND SOUL ALL STARS!
March 2nd marks the second show ever of Jello Biafra and The New Orleans Raunch and Soul All-Stars at Siberia in New Orleans, LA! Originally done on a dare, the band is back playing their own deranged versions of all New Orleans jazz and soul classics! The All-Stars include Jello Biafra and Kimo Ball from Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine, with Bill Davis from Dash Rip Rock, Fred LeBlanc from Cowboy Mouth, and more! Don't miss it!
10/31/2013 Fairplex Los Angeles, CA w/ Agent Orange & Andrew WK
11/01/2013 Strummers Fresno, CA w/ Burning Image
11/02/2013 Narducci's Bakersfield, CA w/ Burning Image
11/08/2013 The Hood Bar Palm Desert w/ Death Hymn Number 9
11/09/2013 Alex's Bar Long Beach, CA
11/10/2013 The Casbah San Diego w/ Death Hymn Number 9
11/15/2013 Slim's San Francisco, CA w/ Mojo Nixon! Death Hymn Number 9! Pins of Light!
11/16/2013 Harlow's Sacramento, CA W/ Pins Of Light!
11/17/2013 The Alley Sparks, NV
w/ Pins Of Light!